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·         Mumbai roads to be free of all potholes which by the way has been claimed to be filled during the monsoon by a fictitious entity called BMC. I strongly feel that if such a miracle occurs, the BMC will be sued for causing damage to the city’s heritage.

·         All economists, politicians & free lance columnists to form a conclave which will decide whether India is actually insulated by the economic slowdown or not. I say this because of the innumerable articles, on this topic, that have been published with every other a contrast of the former.

·         Ajmal Amir Kasab be given a citizenship of Antartica as clearly Pakistan disowns him, India detests him and the rest of the world does not know him.

·         A non Khan actor takes the pole position as Bollywood’s best. Mr Bachchan , you are too elite to be considered in this list.

·         No new political party be formed such has ‘Konkan cha raja cha sena’. If it is formed despite all pleads, may it have a stronger agenda than forcing non-Konkanites out of Mumbai.

·         Nano be launched and this time on road and not just in the newspapers.

·         Petrol, diesel & other petroleum based products be reduced by 50% in their costs. You will soon find the members of OPEC working in a call centre for their daily bread.

·         I-phone and other smart phones to be available under similar scheme such as MHADA low cost housing. Only this way will a consumer start dreaming about buying one.

·         All low cost carriers to at least provide seat belts to passengers.

·         Finally, Indian cricket team becomes the no.1 in both forms of the game. No pun intended here.